BAD ATTORNEY

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is
the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3
million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a
deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I
can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my
damn money is!"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the 3 million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol,
puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks
the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my
damn money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!,
the money is hidden in a brown suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He says, Go to hell, you don't have the guts
to pull the trigger."